Women and shopping not so offensive post!!!!

 Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..

Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..

Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...

Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....

Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...

Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...

Thats it!

Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !

About Me - First page of my diary

I was travelling to office and someone has returned me a novel. While putting back it in my bag my hand touched a hard cover of my diary and couldn't resist myself from taking it out. And just lost in reading at the very first page I have written about me few years back when I was in college.

After reading it twice and thrice and so on…only one thing was striking on my mind. Do I really know myself?

Either I have changed myself in last few years or say I was not knowing myself when I have written this. It’s just topic of debate and right now not able to decide but the words in diary exactly go like these……

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Hey...y r u readin dis??:O
==>>U knw me??
==>>U wna knw me??
==>>Readin widout ny rsn..!!:P

Wt so evr is ur reason bt u hv already spent some of ur seconds in readin dis...So allow me to steal few more seconds frm ur lyf...:D

M kinda person who belivs in "ME" only...
I knw some Ppl cl me silent....but i believe in doing it then...talking abt it....
I knw, some Ppl cl it attitude..bt I cl it Self-respect,nd I think evry1 shd hv it...!!

I cn say dat M Enigmatic..nd I dnt lyk 2 b solved.
I nvr take my words back,4 me 1s its no means 'NO' 4evr.
Dnt lyk Compromises nd cnt forgt nythin easily,,,,,If U hv done smthin wrong wid me...Dnt Xpect absolution.

I strongly blv dat I mst nt cry 4 d othrs cz dey r nt fit 4 my tears.. & those who r fit 4 my tears wl nvr allow me 2 cry..
I care 4 those who realy deserve it..cz m nt a m/c 2 entertain evry1.. :P

U cn trust me cz I cn keep ur secretz...bt better dnt share wid me
Cz dnt wna b involved in ur personal matters,,,Nd yaa dnt try 2 interfere in mine..:P

U cn lie..bt nt infrnt of me cz I hate Liarz..:@
M Unpredictable - So dnt try to judge me
Jst ask me nd I vl try mah bst 2 solve ur doubts.
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This one is for all of my closer ones... :-

"I care for you on my own strange ways......perhaps you will never know....perhaps i will never show....... ".
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U may continue wid ur work nw!!!B)



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P.S.  At the time of writing this in diary i was thinking that these are the best combination of words to describe me. I have also tried to copied it in FB and Orkut and G + everywhere. But never get a chance to revised it or never anyone has bothered to read it. But i think it's time to release version 2.0 of About Me. :p

That's how it exactly feels :p

Letter To "Jab Tak Hey Jaan" Haters!!!!

          I was on short vacation after exhausted week at office and while discussing random topic at home someone has suddenly raised topic of this recently released movie "Jab Tak Hey Jaan" and few friends just started blabbering about movie that it's worst and boring movie. SRK has done worst performance and blah....blah..blah... So just wanted to raise some point in favor of SRK and movie. Don't take it as offensive but you can raise same points against the movie in comments but be logical and don't abuse :) .... So here it goes....

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Dear anti-SRK people,

            I know you have a lot of problems regarding Shah Rukh Khan .... I know....a lot of you can't stand him,&according to you, his latest movie Jab Tak Hai Jaan was a flop. According to you, SRK sucked, Katrina was terrible, Anushka is a bore & Yash Chopra has delivered his worst film. OK...fine.....

           I never said that this was SRK's best movie, or was Yash Chopra's.SRK has delivered some awesome movies & will continue to do so.....but to say the storyline was weak!! Sure.... you people clap when a baby is delivered using a vacuum cleaner(3 idiots)... but you can't accept the fact that someones strong belief in God stops someone from loving someone!

           You can accept that someone can leap on a plane from a motorcycle(Ek tha tiger)but you can't see somebody doing many jobs in an expensive place like London to make ends meet!! To all those people who think Shah Rukh is romancing women half of his age... Salman Khan & Aamir Khan are not actually romancing their grandmothers...they r doing the same...... all of them have movies with the same actress dis year!!

          The point of this long letter is, whether you like it or not : Jab Tak Hain Jaan rocked!!! It simply rocked! I'm not a huge movie critic or anything, but please stop beating empty barrels to make noise, people! SRK's uniform was wrong, SRK looks old....shut up people!!

          At least you didn't have problems understanding the story..... .at least its not another confusing one (Dhobi Ghat)!& the less i say about Salman, the better!! I'm still waiting for a movie in which Salman has a story!

         SHAH RUKH KHAN is the KING KHAN of bollywood!! PERIOD!!FULL STOP!!

Yours truly,
A Devoted Friend of a Devoted KING KHAN fan..

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Yadain - The Old Memories

What is it about memories? 

They always have tinges of innocence about them that we feel we have lost…. when we look back........ 

          A best moment in life happens when you are busy speculating past and worrying about future. Life is something that just goes on. Someone said it correctly that life is just like cycle to balance out it needs be moving. And during this run you never know which moment is going to be large and embossed in your life. Something which seems most important right now might make you laugh when you look back at it in future and something means nothing right now can turn out to be most precious memories. 

          Things get changes and might be without our knowledge but we evolve over it. All good and bad memories stay with us to make us laugh or cry in future. We never realize that when someone become so closed and we become dependent on the person, and might be that person can be replaced over the time. And over the time we will forget that how that person was looked like or how he/she talked like and many other characteristics but what we can’t forget is that how that person make us to feel. 

          When I was in school my friends were life for me and I have spent most of my childhood days in growing up with them soon I have entered in the 11-12th more serious about study and I got new friends over there and they became my life. Entering in the college was entirely new scenario. I can say that I have started my second life when I have left my hometown to pursue degree of engineering. I have got new avatar and learned lots of good and bad things. But I have left that too while entering in this so called professional world. Here I got my new life new friends and might be one most important person (going to be). But what makes me worried right now is the attrition rate of losing old friends. 

          Sometimes I wish that I could have that stick of harry potter or pen from the movie Men in Black. I just wanted remove some part of memory from someone’s head. Its the only thing struck to my mind when I have found that someone is scared of me due to some funny hacking incident of teasing friend I have shared during some free time. I wish I could have not shared it at all if I would have known that it could create such effects. But now it’s just gone I mean nothing in my hand except than regretting for sharing such stupid thing. I don’t have anything to convey that I can’t even think of hurting my friends which are reason behind my smile (“Jo bhi thodi bahut bachi hey”). 

          I have spent almost whole weekend in reading some random books at crosswords and at the night 3:30 am when I was surfing over the net reading random blogs and found this quite interesting article with title interesting article about being in your 20s. And there was this one point that was so freaking true and I can’t resist myself from posting it over here. It just goes like 

          'You’re going to lose touch with a lot of your friends. With some people, it will be expected but with others it will feel like a punch to the stomach. No friendship is truly safe in your twenties. You’re undergoing so many personal and professional changes that there’s bound to be some casualties along the way. Don’t worry though. You’ll end up with the ones that matter. If someone’s no longer in your life, it’s for a reason.' 

          So if we go by these lines it justifies your “friends” equation between beginning your life in 20s and ending it. And I am almost quarter century old and already scared at the rate I am losing touch with friends. Those friends whom I was so attached at times and was freaking scared when we have departed be it a school or college doesn't make any difference. 

          They are not that far just a phone call away or may be online right now in some chat window in FB. But it’s not the same and we have to accept it. I mean living in present is more important so that in remembering those old friend we don’t miss opportunity to make new friend and you never know that you find someone who will go along in that process. Does this mean that whatever is important for me today would again be replaced in the near future? 

          The older I get, the pickier I become about who I choose to spend my time with. But its not helping out cause at the end of day Heart wants it…what it wants!!! 

Kids - Cute.... Angels.... ???

I was just playing with my 2.5 year old nephew and enjoying his funny activity and got this forwarded mail from friend. You can enjoy every single moment you spend with them when they are in mood of playing but at times they can be so irritating that you can't even imagine. The ones who don't believe just go through below mail and put yourself in shoe of that teacher. Have fun ;)

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He
asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing,
the boots still didn't want to go on.
When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered
when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots
off then it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get
right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted
to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn't
know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle
the boots on his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

My Funniest post .....

Hi Good Morning friend :)




For all who always wonder that….

“
I have seen ppl talking for hours over the phone.
What could be the topic of so long discussion…….”

May be u all can learn what its like in there :Just read and have fun




Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Office me hooo………
Girl: Breakfast kiya?
Boy: Haa.. tumne?
Girl: Kya khaaya?
Boy: Paraathe
Girl: Kaise the..pata hai aaj maine nashta nahi kiya
Boy: Kyu??
Girl: Aj bhookh nahi ha
Boy: Kya hua???????
Girl: Pata nahi
Boy: Batao na
Girl: Kal rat se hi thoda mood off ha
Boy: Kyon
Girl: Koi mere sath nahi ha
Boy: Kya hua
Girl: Akela mahsoos kaqr rahi hu
Boy: Nahi mai hu na
Girl: Sachi??
Girl: Acha 5000 udhar de do room rent dena ha…ab mai tumhare hi barose hu
Boy: silent……………………..
Girl: Kya hua?
Girl: Chup kyo ho gaye?
Boy: Aur batao kya chal rha hai….(Acting as if he did not hear the request for udhar)
Girl: Kuch nahi.
Boy: Aur ghar pay sab kaise hain.
Girl: Theek hai…Chal raha hai….
Boy: Aur is mahine ki salary se kya kiya(in an amusing tone acting as if tang kheech raha ho).
Girl: Kharch ho gayee.
Boy: See u r very irresponsible…I would always like my girl to be independent aap ko soch samajh ke paise kharch karne chahiye
so that you don’t have to depend on others for u r needs na..
Girl :- others?.... I mean tum toh mere ho na .. I mean “apne”… apnon pe dependant nahin hote, apnon ke toh saath hote hain…
Boy :- Silent (yaar yeh kahini ghar ghar ki kab dekhna band karegi)
Girl:- kahan ho tum, kuch bol nahin rahe?..
Boy:- Nahin aapki baatein sun raha tha (Parvati ki aatma na aajaye ismein ab)
Girl :- Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai tum mujhe samjh hi nahin paaye
Boy:- Silent ( bernoulli theorem hai tu yaar)
Girl:- mujhe lagta hai aap mujhe kabhi samjh nahin paoge
Boy:- Silent ( ho gayi shuru)
Girl:- aap shayd mujhe samjhna chahthe hi nahin
Boy:- Silent ( sab kuch toh pata hai tumhein)
Girl:- ya phir aap mujhe samjhthe ho, par nasamaj bante ho..
Boy :- Silent(paagal ho jaunga yaar mein)
Girl:- kahan ho tum, kuch toh bolo na…
Boy:- silent ( tu chup kare toh bolon)
Girl: - acha sorry, bas baba naraz mat hona.. u know na “I love you”
Boy:- Smiles……….. J J J J J J J
Girl:- haste kyon ho yaar..
Boy:- baba, I also love you toooooooo much!....
Girl:- acha mujhe itna pyar kyon karte ho…
Boy:- aap ho hi itne ache…. Sweet se aur pyare se..
Girl:- hm… J
Boy:- pata hai tum bahut pyare ho yaar..
Girl:- hm.. J
Boy:- man karta hai bas tumse yuhin baatein karta rahon J
Girl:- hm… J
Boy:- acha suno, tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho J
Girl:- bahut
Boy:- Kitna
Girl:- bahut bahut.. aur tum? J
Boy:- mein toh bas…… aap hi ho mere liye sab kuch… aur kya kahoon yaar..
Girl:- acha suno, mere 500 min khatham ho rahe hain… please aap phone kar lo
Boy:- Silent
Girl:- aap kar rahe ho na…
Boy:- silent..
Girl:- mein phone rakhon, aap kar rahe ho…
Boy:- silent…
Girl:- acha mein rakh rahi hoon, aap karo mujhe call…
Boy:- silent…
Girl: kya hua naraz ho?? Boy : nahi to…..
Girl :phir why u were silent while talking?
Boy : nahi who Football ka match aa raha tha……
Girl : india ne kitne run banaye ?? JJ
Boy: sweetheart its football isme runs nahi hote
Girl: pata nahi tum kya dekhte rehte ho [naraz]
Boy: silent
Girl silent
Boy : wt happnd
Girl :nthing
Boy :match khatam ho gaya …..
Girl: hmm theek hai I am feeling sleepy
Boy:bt suno to maine to dekho to are tm kya hue
Girl: phone cut JJ

Boy calls back again…

Boy: jaanu kya hua…
Girl: hona kya hai…jaao tum match hi dekho apna…main kaun hoti hun..main nahin baat karti tumse
Boy : yaar aisa to mat kaho pls
Girl : silent
Boy : maine aisa kya kar diya
Girl : abhi aur baaki hi kya hai…ab mujhse important to tumhara match hi ho gaya hai..
Boy: aisa nahin hai dear
Girl: sab pata hai mujhe….tum sab ladke ek jaise hi hote ho…huh
Boy: silent
Girl :jaao mujhe nahin baat karni tumse :@
Phone cut again

this time girl calls......
boy: hi janu i have been missing you continuously. i heard my heartbeat.
girl: i was missing you too.
boy: kya kar rahi ho?
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: kyon kya hua?
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: phir bhi.
girl: kuch nahi.
boy: are kuch to hua hoga?
girl: nahi yaar aise hi. bas man thoda udas hai.
boy: achcha theek hai.
girl: pata hai, mere cubicle me ek ladka hai jo hamesha mujhe ping karta rahta hai ?
boys(with increased curiosity): phir?????
girl: pata nahi, pahle sirf hi hello hoti thi. par ab to hamesha lunch ke liye poochta rahta hai.
Boy: Tumne kya reply kiya use… uss ladke ko bataa dena ki you are already engaged. (arre yaar iska koi bharosa nahi)
Girl: I cant tell him, accha nahi lagta ( waise bura nahi hai “woh”)
Boy: Main baat karu use ? ( hope gym nahi jata ho ,maar khaani pudegee)
Girl : nahi theek hai mein sambhal lunge.. I love you Jaanu..
Boy : J I love you too… You are coming for lunch tomorrow na.. ?
Girl : nahi dear.. I have important work tommmorow. :P
Boy: Tumne kal bhi lunch nahin kiya tha….
Kya baat naraaz ho…
Girl: nahin..aaj kal kaam bahut hai
Girl: chalo accha..tum itna kehte ho toh aaj movie dekhne chalte hain…Bachna ae haseeno !!(BACHO….!!!)
Boy: Darling,vo movie toh tumne team ke saath already dekh li….
Girl: Toh tumhare saath nahin dekh sakti kya…(gaye…..!!)
Boy: silent
Girl: kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki tum mujhse baat hi nahin karma chahte…
I really love you u know…?(sahi meinJJ))..u r the best..n all that ….
Girl: ye peeche se awaaz kiski hai…kaun hai tumhaare paas…
Boy: silent
Girl: kisi ladki ki awaaz lagti hai….bolo kaun hai…chup kyun ho..??
Boy : bechara abhi tak chup hai
Girl : Kon hai wo ?? Batao naaaaaaaaa….
Boy: Tumne khana khaya janu?
Girl : BATAO.
Boy: Aree…
Girl : BATAO.
Boy : Are wo meri nayi cub mate hai. Bahot baate karti hai.
Girl : Achaa?? Fresher hai kya?
Boy : Pata nahi (Nam - Payal Age - 21 From Mumabai. Still single J Stays in aundh near McD…. )
Girl : Tumhare project me hai kya?
Boy : Haa..I mean nahi (margaye..)
Girl : Kya matlab? Tum muzse kuch chupa rahe ho.
Boy : Silent…
Girl : Kya hua? Kuch to bolo…
Boy: Nahi jaanu. Tum soch rai ho waisa kuch nahi hai.
Girl : Tumhe kya pata me kya soch rahi hu??
Boy : (Bhagwan..bachale) Are janu..mere team mates chai pe bula rahe hai. Baad me I will call you. Ok? I love you
Girl : Haan Haan. Ab to tum chai pe team mates ke saath hi jaoge… Nayi ladki jo hai…
Boy: Silent..

( phone CUT J )

Girl calls after 10 min...tring tring...





girl : hi dear...
boy : hello jaanu...
girl : ho gayi chai???
boy : today i had coffee...
girl : why? but u dont like coffee..
boy : arey..wo...eisehi...
girl : us naye ladki ne force kiya na???
boy : arey no dear...(waise haan)
girl : to fir aaj coffee kyu???
boy : aaj maan kiya coffee pine ka....
girl : ok...waise aaj mera wine/brandy pine ka maan kar raha hain...
boy : are dear why r u getting angry? (bewadi kahi ki...ja pi...n dont ask me for money...)

girl : im not at all angry...by the way...whats her name?
boy : whose?
girl : (kamine pata hain kisake baare me puchh rahi hu...angrily...) us naye ladki ka?
boy : hmmm...Tulika....

girl : ohh..nice name...but whats the meaning?
boy : are ye bhi pata nahi tumhe...Tulika means... "lower part of MORPANKH which is used for writing"
girl : ok ok...do u know meaning of my name???
boy : (are iska naam kya hain???) hey dear...i have lots of work...will call u later...
girl : (ab to tumhe kaam yaad aa jayega...) ok...will wait for ur call and for meaning of my name too..
(PHONE CUT....)
boy : hello hello....(achha hua rakh diya...abhi to bach gaya yaar...google pe search karata hu eske naam ka meaning...)

Hason….Jiyo….Muskuraoo….Kya Pata…. Kal Ho Na Ho

         

          Just got back from short Diwali vacation and with half broken leg didn't get much chance to roaming around to enjoy festive mood of city. Instead had some free time to analyze myself and most important last week of the year when I got too much unwanted compliments for writing and other habits. Did talk with elders and also got a chance to put my hands on some old books and few writings of my grandparents.

           It took some time to realize that nobody really wanted to change me but it’s really important to improve on certain things. It’s not that easy or cannot be achieved over the night but I will try to improve on it and I know I will. That’s my New Year resolution. Now next few paragraphs are for me, Self-motivation you know ;)

           In life sometimes, everything cannot be planned and even it’s not necessary that it happens the way actually you have planned. But its life and it should be like that only. If everything happens with plan there won’t be any excitement.

           It’s ok if you have not got that much coveted promotion even though you deserved it completely. Even its ok if someone you trusted with your life may let you down. I believe that even its ok if someone you love(d) with all your heart may walk away and that’s also quite possible that you might have lost a loved one (Worse--you may lose yourself).

            People think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value. The Truth is the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much & forgetting that – YOU ARE SPECIAL TOO.

           It is okay to mourn when this happens. It is okay to feel sad. It is okay to retreat into your shell when life gives you a beating. Even it is ok to listen sad songs on you iPod ;).

           It happens Yaar , such incidence are part of life and it should be there But it is not okay to stay there for longer than is necessary. It is important to come out and FIGHT. It is important to live well. Do the things that bring you joy... Just adding one of my favourite lines from movie KHNH…

“Hason….Jiyo….Muskuraoo….Kya Pata…. Kal Ho Na Ho…..”

           Life is indeed short… very short. Whatever did not work out, accept it. This was just the way it was meant to be. Every bad experience makes you grow, teaches you something.

           Keep your heart and mind open....Do Love things and atmosphere....Express yourself and make new friends....Dance in the chilly winter night (with the help of tequila and vodka shots ;)......Listen to Music at its best.....Do what makes you happy.

And last but not least "GROW" (I know I have to).

Wishing you luck, peace and loads of laughter.

Lesson To Be Learned!!!

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said: "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down. Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said: “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!” On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left.

The goat came back and said: "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..." On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said: "Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses".

After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion...!!!"

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's kill the goat!!!! The Lesson: Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

Remember:

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!!!!

If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional,

Remember:

AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK [which saved all the species]

and

PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC [all died tragically]

I Hate it....

I HATE IT.

          I hate it when I feel like I'm actually something to someone, and then it all crashes down right in front of me, like it never existed, like what we had was all just a part of a dream. 

          Then I look back at how things used to be and I wonder where I went wrong. Where I could have done things differently. I look at those people now and they make it seem like their lives are better off without me. 

          It hurts but I just need to learn to MOVE ON and realize that people are only temporary. People think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value. The Truth is the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much & forgetting that –  YOU ARE SPECIAL TOO.

MUST READ for those who think love hurts...and I don't know meaning of love...

I think,Its love...when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage.

I think,Its love...when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.

I think,Its love...when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Yeah...Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road.

Of course...Its love, when your friend messages you and asks did you reach home on time.

It's love, when your brother make some funny gesture to raise ur mood...

I know that.....Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.

Luv is actually a name of "care" ♥

Yeah....I love that someone and will keep running no matter how long it takes.....

Ramblings of the overworked mind - Part2

          It was the last day of a friend at office and don't know the reason but i could not resist my self from thinking about the situation by putting my self in it. Everybody have to leave organization at some point of time true..agreed. But which are the factors that affect most during this is it "time duration"???... Nahhh... not agree.I think its the people who lived with you in that span of time makes the difference. Just thinking about my self if i can live away from family then nothing else should matter much right? But still it will affect me lot at this point of time. It could be more painful then leaving home at the age of 16 cause i had reason to leave home at that time and i have reason to stay here at this time.

        Sometimes people come into your life & you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or help you figure out who you are & or who you want to become You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, company mate, cab mate, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at the very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. 

            It's true that Nothing happens by chance or by mean of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness & sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without this small test, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight,flat road to nowhere. It would be safe & comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious when you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because in a way, they are teaching you to love & how to open your heart & eyes to things.

         One of the strange post of mine. Confused is it due to the alcohol i had consumed last night or it is due to novel i had read last night. Title of the book was "If it's not forever , its not love"... and the last cover page has heading "What would be your last wish if you were going to die tomorrow?" Well it  might seems too much offensive to negative thought but if not go by some adult content of the book it was really nicely written. 

Life can only be appreciated back ward but it can only be lived forward. So make everyday count. 

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.... 

Was it worth to read....?

P.S. Not having title for the post so kept it as common "Ramblings of my overworked mind". Of course it's overworked mind it's morning 5 a.m. when i am completing this draft. By the you can suggest me title after reading if you can.. :)

She Loves Me.... She Loves Me Not...... (ctrl+c , ctrl+v)

She Loves Me.... She Loves Me Not......

 

 

Don't forget to see the reply....

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate..............

My Dearest XYZ,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) Of love
(b) You couldn't control seeing me
(c) Really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) You always like to see me smiling
(b) You are testing whether I like jokes
(c) You are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) You are so coy to sing before me
(b) My presence influenced you
(c) You feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) You felt ashamed
(b) You felt uneasy
(c) You don't know

5) During trekking, I and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) You enjoyed my disappointment
(b) You won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) You don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus... because:

(a) You were waiting for me
(b) You were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) That bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) You just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) Just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) To fulfill my wish
(b) You like roses
(c) By chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:

(a) You want to pray along with me
(b) You want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) You want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

*If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don't delay in expressing it.
*If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
*If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply......... love,ABC

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XYZ's reply letter was also in Q/A format........


ABC,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... Right

(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true?

(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

*If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love you.
*If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

XYZ

Exam Question :- Define Love

Question in Exam: ==>Define LOVE and explain in details? (16 marks)

MBA Student's Ans: ==> "Love is life.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

Medical Student's Ans: ==> "Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

Engineering Student's Ans:  ==>

Definition:

There are different versions exists which define this very complex term LOVE in different circumstances.

Version 1.0 :- Love is Foolishness of wise people and Wiseness of  Foolish People,

Version 1.1 :- Love is Mental Disorder which can be temporarily cured by marriage..

Version 2.0 :-  A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!

TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

AGE:

Usually occurs in teenagers, but nowdays can be found in any age...
SYMPTOMS:

Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
Constant Surfing Internet (Mostly Social Networking sites)

DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary
Photos
Mobile
Blog
TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandle.... or it can be punch from Girl's Boy Friend or Brother

(marks 16 out of 16)

MORAL:

Don't Play with Engineers,
they can do any thing for 16 marks...:D

"Mess with the best....die like the rest.... "

POEM ??.....Trying to kill a language : "English"... :P

On to the way to Ahmedabad.Everything seems boring after a week long holidays. Still hangover of fun i had. So for killing a time ...i have tried to kill a language called "English".
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Love is nervousness of first kiss...and....
its the tension of the first lecture miss...



Love is loneliness of empty sky....and
its the emptiness of lonely guy....



Love is the only nature's creature....and
its the disaster of angry nature....



Love is as straight as 1-1 equals zero......
and its as confused as matrix's Hero...



Love is wisdom of foolish person...
and its foolishness of wise person......



Love start when you don't need it... and....
It ends when you most need it....

A little neglect may breed mischief ...

Ever had an argue with developer over small defect. Which they don't consider as defect or issue and you felt that its important as per customer's perspective.

I was just watching a holly wood movie "The Fast & The Furious" Aka "Tokyo Drift" and the mafia boss in that movie says one Japanese proverbs. Don't really recall exact words but has following meaning.

For want of a nail, the shoe was lost;

For want of a shoe, the horse was lost;

For want of a horse, the rider was lost;

For want of a rider, the message was lost;

For want of a message the battle was lost;

For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost;

And all for want of a nail. . .

Same will be applicable for the Software defect. Defect might seems like a nail but you may ending up loosing kingdom here its whole software. :P


P.S. Fighting with Cheater in day time....leads me to write this down. It's really fun to fight though i know i never going to win.... :p

Nice lines.....!!!

It is freshness of the morning dew- fragile yet so beautiful...
It is ipod wiht your favourite playlist - in repeat all mode.....
It is like painters first stroke - vulnerable , unsure yet intense...
It is the uncertainity of the indian monsoon....
It is the like the thrill of the having burf ka gola in chilly december night....
It is as unpredictable as stock market rate...
It is as dependable as your life insurance...
It is noises than ahemdabadi traffic...
It is quiter than dark night on the roof of the 20 story building...
It is more demanding than board exams...and even more challanging than AIEEE or CAT...


Do i still need to say....about what i am talking in above lines ??

I will keep running no matter how long it takes....

Well this might be last post which is written by heart without using mind ..... even i don't feel to update everything over here...

Of course i will keep posting my funny creations over here.... and i would rather select paper and pen to write down feelings.... ;)

Just got someone near by me ...

Someone so perfect....that I can never imagine... 

Someone so mature at the same time so childish... 

Someone so arrogant at the same time so caring.... 

Someone so practical at the same time so emotional... 

Someone so naughty at the same time respecting all mighty... 

Someone is at the touchable distance at the same time almost unreachable... 

I just love that someone....and I will keep running no matter how long it takes...... 

Yes that someone is just like that character "MAYA" of movie "dil to pagal hey" ....and just like king khan of that movie.....I will keep running no matter how long it takes.....

I know...how it feels like to call something as yours....completely yours...

Yes, I know how it feels like to call something as yours. Completely yours. My Home, My Friend...My Car...My College...My Company....My Desk....My Cell Phone....Few may not exists after some time span but it always create some attachment when you call something as yours....

It's time for change something is going to be changed shortly. But unlike the last time this time i am prepared for it and it helped me to stop further damage. But still its same feeling when you are going to apart from the thing which you have called yours for quite a  good amount of time. Yes it's time to change project, team and work....

A perfect song for match up with my current situation...

"Aankho ke pardon pe pyara sa jo tha woh nazaraa.....

Dhua sa ban kar udh gaya ab na raha....

Baithe the hum toh khwabon ke chhaon ke tale....

Kahani khatam hey ya shuruwat hone ko hey...."

This project has taught me lots of things. I have made few friends and some of them seems to be life long buddies. I have fought many fights with few of them over the debate of the finding and approving bug. You know importance of the 15 minutes which spent in cafeteria with coffee after hot arguments and discussions.

A famous Quote by johnny depp (pirates of the caribbean fame):-

" If you start loving two person at the same time,

choose the second one,

cause if you have really loved the first one,

you will never have fallen for the second one....".

Is it applicable to other things too ???

I might have started liking this project and team too...but then again this change. I used to say that i hate changes. Not with my team, project, not even my cube or office chair. But it's also fact that i have always got a better things after change. So may be this one also bring some new set of happiness.

May be...but ....I don't care.....Yes i am waiting for weekend ...and I wanted go home. No matter where I go, as I get nearer to my house, people I see in the way seem to be known, familiar even if they really aren't. I remember how outgoing of a person I'd been, but last two years seemed to have changed everything.Yes it's almost two year since i have finished college and entered into this new world.This new world seemed to have changed me in the first place. If I have changed, everything else has too, bit by bit. I'll remember how these years like some pages from my diary.

"Past is nice place to visit

...But...

Certainly not good place to stay"

Yes nothing seems changed directly at first place but fact is everything is changed.

I've reached home. My home. Yes, I know how it feels like to call something as yours. Completely yours.

Life Bites.....(Nopes)... Reality Bites... Life Bleeds..

There is a war going on right now between heart and mind. I know those who know me say it's common for me. For me my heart and mind are like a Tom and Jerry.They never leave a single chance of fighting....

Mind Vs Heart

Tom trying every possibilities of overpowering Jerry but as it happens always Jerry dodges each tricks of Tom. Though in my case role of Tom and Jerry is not fixed any of them can play as Tom Or Jerry depends on the situation. :p

So this time they are fighting for my writings. One says that Writing is Scary don't put everything in words keep some of them to your self while Other one is refusing to accept it. Here are the arguments from the both sides.

Tom Says :-

Writing is scary. Every time I sit down to write, it freaks me out. THEY freak me out, the things I wanna talk about.

Some too personal. Too close.

Some too sad.

Others too preachy.

or some are just so manically happy.

It is hard to decide what lie to choose.

It is scary cause my mind is convinced that someone will look through the words and see what's been hiding all along. No one needs to know. My fears, my tears, my truths, my stories; they are just mine and mine alone

  

Jerry Says :-

Writing is scary, I agree. When it is more about us which we don't usually want others to know about it - can be referred as personal things. 

I know it's bit difficult to digest....

But the beauty of writing is that you can create story as personalize your story with the use of a story or something like that. In that way, we can get out everything we had to ourselves till now, in an indirect way. 

I write about every little pity thing about me, because it gives me peace of mind at some point of time, if not always. We just can't shut ourselves , right ? We have to come out and let that little pain go, somehow. And that's where writing comes. 

Well none of them are ready leave this argument but i need to surrender now. Just wanted to say no matter how hard i try to draw a plot or make a story,my writings will always draw a picture of who i am.

But yupp....I guess I'll continue writing. (Obviously not for generating few more bucks....and in anyways i have kept my this blog ad- free). This blog writing helps me sometimes when it's hard to let go few things and it's even difficult to talk to people about problems, writing really helps in a strange way.

Stuck in life's riddle!!!!

"Stuck in Life's riddle??? You don't need a

 miracle to solve it! 

Deciphering it will take a little longer, 

have hope!!!!"

Just surfing over net and found above image with text "Looking in the mirror to solve life's riddles" and thought of posting it over here with some extended thoughts.

If just consider the love life, sometimes i feel like "How can hearts so young can feel so much of Pain???". But as time spent i get answer and above quote seems to be true. It doesn't take any miracle to resolve you life's riddle. It's just time.

In another way you can also consider the life as "Rubic Cube". It's full of colors as problems. You need to solve it in your way. Everybody will be solving it in their own way but faster the better.

If talking about my self...i was damn good at resolving riddles of the maths but not so good with the riddles of life. But unlike the my Math Teacher (of "Jurasic Yug") i have some very good modern teachers in my life to teach me some techniques of resolving this life's riddles. Yes there are few who are always there and ready to take me out of any damn situations. I just get motivated my self by seeing them living their so tough life with head held high in pride.

Well....ending this sort post by thanking to them who has helped and is helping me out in solving this life's riddle.

I'm taking your advice and looking on the brighter side of life. ;)

Some puzzles are better left unsolved !!!

Koi to hona chahiye.....life me jise sirf hum dikhe....Baki sari duniya jaye bhad me.... Just like jay and aditi.....
Famous....sorry not so famous dialog from movie Jane tu ya Jane na...

Being lonely and alone is two different thing..... Loneliness felt when you want someone desperatly who never existed in ur life.....

While feeling of....being alone comes with effect of nostalgia.....someone was there in past and you are missing that person.....

It's the worst thing when both attacks you togather.... Music ...book....work....smoke ....nothing works to get rid.of.these thoughts......and most of The times it would create snowball effect of thoughts.....which is worst....

Only two....shots of vodka or takkila only helps....these things seems stupid at times but.....its only thing people do choose as it is easiest way......

But very few grew strong to get rid of matter .....by fighting multiple battles alone.....and ....this do happens.....I will do it for sure......thinking too much is not issue....its really Usp of person.....and it really helps if one can manage to direct thought in positive direction.......

So all those who are going through a bad phase. Hang in there! There's always ALWAYS a light at the end of the tunnel. Just remember it's not your fault and that in a relationship it takes two to tango. If you tried your best to make it work, then hats off to you and your commitment. It's very difficult to find people who are willing to communicate and sort things out in a relationship, so be pleased that you are in that clan of mature people who value relationships.

Well that's it I guess! On a positive note, don't judge things by other people's experiences. It need not happen to you. Things need not get so messy. It's my destiny and I'm embracing it with open arms.. because of this - today, I am a happy & healthy person (touch wood ;) ). I rather be single than be stuck in a very VERY wrong relationship.We have only one life.....but if we do of right once....is more then enough......

Quarter Life Crisis

Finally Day is Over.....had few small parties with cake "cutting" and little bit of "pasting" too.....Yes it was my birthday today and i am almost quarter century old now.....whole day ....or say whole week i have passed like a hell...damn confused what to do and what not to do...... finally one friend came to rescue and shared a “gyan” of "Quarter life crisis" and shared experience….. it seems true.....i have been told that i need to spend some time with other activity.........and I have opened blogger application in my cell phone for preparing draft for the my new post.(it's an other activity for me you know).

So what exactly Quarter life Crisis is ….

• · It can be felt when you start feeling insecure and wonders where you will be in a year or two, but then gets scared because you barely know where you are now.
• ·   It can be felt   when your most of the relations are continuously follow complete cycle of relationship again and again.
• Unknown -> seems to be Known -> Known -> Very much known -> known -> seems to be Known ->Unknown / Re-known 
• ·   It can be felt   when you start doubting that friends whom do you thought you were so close are really a closest ones and you do not realize that with this continuous toggling of mind you are confusing them too. 
• ·   It can be felt t  exactly when you start missing the comforts of college, of groups, of socializing with the same people on a constant basis. But then you realize that maybe they weren't so great after all. 
• ·   It can be felt   when you want to be independent but suddenly the idea of stable life and logic of “54321” strikes to your mind. 
• ·   It can be felt   when you are insecure and then secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life; you feel alone and scared and confused. 
• ·   It can be felt   exactly when you desperately want someone to listen to you. It doesn't matter either the issue is selection of gift or frustration of office you just wanted to be listened.
• ·   It can be felt   when you have your broken heart in hand and continue thinking that how you have loved someone and what damage that love has done to your life. 
• ·  It can be felt   when you have tried hard enough to convincing yourself that you didn't want to be tied down to any person; Now suddenly you have moments of self-doubt when you wonder if you waited too long and let someone special get away. 
• ·   It can be felt   when you love someone but maybe love someone else too, and cannot figure out why you are doing this because you are not a bad person! Random hook ups start to look cheap and getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic and you always messed up with everything. 
• ·   It can be felt   typically when you feel that you always get what you wants but never be able to preserve it. And always miss your ex or y.... :p
• ·   It can be felt   exactly when you go through the same emotions and questions over and over and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. 
• ·   It can be felt   when you worry about loans and money and the future and making a life for yourself and while winning the race would be great, right now you'd just likes to be a contender. 
• ·   It can be felt  typically when we are in our best of times and at the same time in our worst of times too, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out, But never succeeded. 

And finally  you feel it  when ....you spend 3 hours of your birthday alone at coffee shop writing down a blog post.

List is too long and i can write this whole night but completing post by thanking the friend for sharing experience , thanking the 3 full mug of coffee to keep me awake.... and last but not least "CCD" ..." a lot can happen over a  coffee....." for not disturbing me... :)

Finally it arrived : Monsoon

Koi to ....Yado main.. Palko main ...bundain liye....

The biggest disadvantage of not having anything stored in your draft is that when you want to update your blog and don't know what to write about, you are stuck. Typically on Monday morning on the way back to office after refreshing holidays. Busy times are back again. Monsoon season is usually a relatively hectic for those who are in Mumbai or in southern states. I happened to discuss it with a friend who has been there since last two years. When I look back to my hometown, it feels that monsoon slows down the business, but hell we "royal kathiyawadi" people do care about it. Weird it is, but it's true. People still loves this romantic season of rain at its best.

Unlike the Mumbai or other south state monsoon in Gujarat has its own importance. Very rare chances of heavy rain and those few occasions are invaluable which could turn down lectures in college or school. I love to work all the time, but these days, I miss my free time when I can just spend some time with myself with paper boat in child hood and writing or reading in my adult hood. 

When i was small i used to play different games with group of my friends. Those games which were typically made for monsoon. We had games for each and every  occasions. Then i grew up...(grew up watching these typical Bollywood movies). I used to have dream  replacing some hero in song which filming this romantic season of rain. We had songs for each and every occasions too. Little bit drizzle, sparkle of water and typical smell of this "Bhini Mitti". Children to youth and elders too.. have their own reason of celebrating this rainy season.

Since I am good at multitasking, I talk to people while working. But I miss reading, and writing. I miss blogging too. When I get a bit of free time, that time I don't feel like logging onto blogger and write something instead I would like to note it down in my cell.

Ah I sound lost again. But who cares, I am too happy to care about it (:p). I am happy that I finally able to write something, I am happy because I am so busy with work that I won't get time for anything for next few weeks. And this happens to be my birthday month too. I will be turning a year older.

I visited my hometown and uncle's farm house last week. It was a fantastic long weekend. Very much rejuvenating and well deserved. I am right now at a time when I can't take a vacation when I need to. But somehow I have managed it (and I can do that again as I have my own practice). Time spent in this 4 days has boosted energy level so high that I can spent next few weeks by just cherishing those moments.

That's about it for now. There are many things to write about on my mind, but I am not in mood to write about those. I would like to keep those in my drafts so I need not to pick random topic next time though I would love to do it, again. I would be back soon, till than enjoy this romantic season of rain.

And I write.....

(Sharing credits with Someone -> Defiantly it's not my own creation )

       Writing is an addiction. A good one that is. And when you have a personal blog where you write your thoughts, your opinions and everything that going on in your mind. You ain't scared of being judged, for your friends already know you and readers don't really get what you are trying to say.

       There are times when you are low and you write. There are times when you are too happy and share that with the whole world. There are times when you are lonely and writing becomes your companion. And there are times when you don't have any reason to write, yet you do.

        I have heard the stories of the letter era. When people wrote to each other. It used to take a week to fifteen days for a letter to reach. A mother waited for her son's letter, a girl for her soon-to-be husband's letter. In the movies they showed how the heroine cried while writing the letter to the love of her life. Tears dropping on that old piece of parchment, spreading the ink, making it difficult to read.

       By the time I was of the age when I had relationships, e-mails were a pretty new phenomenon. My first ever letter was an e-mail. Sadly I lost the account too and the e-mail too. But I vaguely remember writing a super sentimental mail which was "inspired" by several movie dialogues that I could twist enough to make them sound original. I remember paying a good 60 rupees for the cyber cafe access - which was equivalent to my college meal money for two days.

        And now I blog. About everything. These entries stay here as a reminder. Of my thoughts and my mood. My highs and my lows. They remind me of people I met and people I lost. Some came along while some left behind. The thing that made me happy last year, made me very sad this year. How strange life was back then. How difficult it seemed then. And now when I look at the same life from this point, it seems less difficult, rather not difficult at all compared to the current life.

        And every time I think I have written a lousy post. And after a year, the same post seems so awesome. Every time. The current time is difficult and bad, the same time from future seems easy. Isn't it all in our minds?

        And again for one more time I prefer to say “ I don't write for others...i write for myself.... I have started writing since i was in 10th(Of course diary at that time)....and i feel really lucky..cause Today i know how i grew up... :)

Welcome to india !!!!!

A police officer stopped a car and said: Congratulations! this is the Suraksha week (safety week) and you were driving with your seat beat on, you win a prize money of Rs. 5000/-. What will you do with it?

Driver: Simple! I'll get my drivers license first.

His mom on back seat: Don't listen to him sir, he blabbers after he is drunk.

Just then his dad on back seat woke up and on seeing the policeman said: I knew we wouldn't be able to flee much long in a stolen car!

Just when he finished a voice from the dicky of the car retorted "Have we crossed the border bro!?"

Why Gujjus do well in any field..... (Read Till The End) (Ctrl+c , Ctrl+v)

Why Gujjus do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Gujarati.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.............

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mr.Patel says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says,
`Kem chho ?
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.
.
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The other candidate answers 'Ekdam majaa maa.. Aney tamey !!.... =D=))=

Wo Dekho Ek Software engineer Jaa raha hai....

Hello Friends....

Kisi frustrated software engineer ke dimag se nikle hue .....or har ek software engineer ke dilo  ko chu jane wale ......labz .....aapke samne rakhne ja raha hu..... Enjoy the game of words..... :p



WO DEKHO EK SOFTWARE ENGINEER JAA RAHA HAI

Apne project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Zindagi se hara hua hai,

Par Bugs se haar nahi manta.

Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,

Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,

ye nahi janta. Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,

Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti.

Pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,

 Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti.

Week days ko nahata nahi, satuday-sunday ko naha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

 Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,

 Bugs ki priority kab maan-baap se high ho gayi.

 Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala ,

cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,

 Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi.

Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,

Salary Increment ki party kab dila rahe ho.

Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,

Onsite kab ja rahe ho?

Wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Kharche badh rahe hain,

Baal kam ho rahe hain.

Savings hoti nahi,

Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain.

 Lo phir se bus choot gayi,

auto se office aa raha hai,

 Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,

To Coke ke sahare nigal liya jata hai.

 Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,

 Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai.

 "Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi,

free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai.

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,

 Software engineer ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan.

 Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,

Software engineer wahi ban sakta hai,

jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai.

 Hum log jee jee ke marte hain,

zindagi hai kuch aisi, Ek fauj ki naukri,

doosri software engineer ki,

dono ek jaisi. Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek software engineer ja raha hai...

Friends....Integral part of life.....

Rishtey to nahi...Rishto ki parchaiya mili......
Ye kaisi bhid hey....jisme to tanhaiya mili.....


Pause For a minute , just shut your eyes down and think of all the relations you have in life----(....Come on yar....do it....actually)...what flashes to your mind is family??? favorite relatives ????, boy/girlfriends???? of course few best friends????..as per me these are the few so called IMP people in our life....please add by your self if i have missed anyone.....

Here lets not discuss about all these people....cause we all know about them and their values in our life.....to be honest these are the people who hold the power to make us happy and to leave us crying…(sometimes I really feel sorry for the people who after breakup.....don’t even talk to their ex....how can you do that.....i mean-once you shared each and everything..and today, don’t even want to face each other..! or even the best friends.. who after a few misunderstandings, can never get the lost relationship or at least the same bonding as before!!)

I have gone through all these.....break ups and misunderstanding with friends.....and i don't like to discuss it over here....

Lets discuss about those few whom you meet everyday.....talk everyday.....laugh with them ....but still you don't share any private things or feelings....YUppp you guess it right.....i am talking about your office mates....

These are the people who do not expect anything from you-yet unexpectedly make you happy, they do not hold any special place in your lives, their absence may not even be noticed, yet their presence makes you comfortable....

Am sure most of you don’t get what I am saying, and already thinking that i am mad...... But i called them "Hi- Hello" friends.....people whom i hardly ever talked ....but still whenever i meet them....i do smile and say....hi....or hello.....without any knowledge they made me happy....and i guess....same might be applicable for them,,,,

Lets not limit such people to office also....say...you might have some vendor or shopkeeper keeps some of favorite CD or book hidden so no one else can bought before you....or ....say some old school mate...meeting after long time asking about...your whereabouts....There are so many such ppl, ”ajeeb rishtey!!” strange bonds!!

There are some special friends also with whom you share special topics....I too have too such special friends ....with whom i share everything....and most of the time...my typical problems.....and ....she always helps and take me out of the mess i have created around me.... :p

Life is no fun without these all friends....

P.S. watched rang de basanti, dil chahta hey and rock on ...three in row ....and started missing all of my special buddies....and ..... :(

will post soon!!keep smiling till then!!

Never ask question to a girl

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a ahsmall town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Franklin. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie; you cheat on your wife, You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Kapoon, do you know the defense lawyer?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.Shalon since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense lawyer almost died!

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both Lawyers to the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you foolish asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt of court."

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Again this one is copy pasted from one of my good FB friend....and she also had copy pasted from somewhere....so hope nobody will mind if i pasted it over here... :p


Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.>

Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.>
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Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nhi.>
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Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi.>

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nhi.>

Nana ki patni jab nani hai , Dada ki patni jab dadi
hai. Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?>

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.>

Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nhi?>

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur mummy ne samjhai nai ;)