Saturday, March 10, 2012

Never ask question to a girl

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a ahsmall town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Franklin. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie; you cheat on your wife, You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Kapoon, do you know the defense lawyer?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.Shalon since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense lawyer almost died!

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both Lawyers to the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you foolish asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt of court."

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Again this one is copy pasted from one of my good FB friend....and she also had copy pasted from somewhere....so hope nobody will mind if i pasted it over here... :p


Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.>

Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.>
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Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nhi.>
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Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi.>

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nhi.>

Nana ki patni jab nani hai , Dada ki patni jab dadi
hai. Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?>

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.>

Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nhi?>

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur mummy ne samjhai nai ;)